10. Do a statistical regression analysis for Gordon Beckham's future numbers. Including the exact day that he will be inducted into the Hall of Fame.
9. Watch all 8 hours of the behind the scenes footage for the Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.
8. Build a tree fort.
7. Watch hours of YouTube footage of current and future Illini basketball recruits and become irrationally excited about the future.
6. Write a letter to Ryan Theriot telling him all the different, complex emotions that you feel for him. A letter that you'll never send.
5. Go to Milton Bradley's son's preschool and call everyone there a n-word or a n-word lover. It's okay. It's that kind of preschool.
4. Write an internet blog. ... okay, maybe not.
3. Play a season of NCAA Football 08. It's all about the recruiting.
2. Participate in a Civil War reenactment.
1. Take Milton Bradley's mom Charlena Rector out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
That's two LOTR references in two posts. Should I be worried?
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Are you normally worried by things that are awesome?
ReplyDeleteAlso, if people don't get #5 and think i'm a horrible person or something, read the Let's play the Blame Game post and it will make more sense.
ReplyDeleteThey'll still think you're a horrible person even after they read that... I know I do.
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