Saturday, September 12, 2009

Timmy Heisman

If you don't have Tim Tebow Fever yet, it's time to hop on the bandwagon. Tebow has been so awesome he has inspired his own line of Chuck Norris-esque jokes. My personal fav, Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. In case you are not convinced, I will give you the top 5 reasons to love Tebow.

5. Tim Tebow's career record at Florida is 37-6, with 2 National Championships, looking for a third this season. He wins a lot.

4. In high school he played an entire half with a broken leg. In 2007 he played with a broken non-throwing hand and a bruised shoulder. You can't teach toughness, Ron Zook will vouch for that.

3. Tim Tebow receives Heisman awards, while giving ladies the heisman. He is a self-proclaimed virgin saving himself for marriage. What a beast. Anything else I write here will only sound gay.

2. Tebow has set so many touchdown records. He broke Emmitt Smith's Florida record for career rushing touchdowns his junior year. As a quarterback. Tebow's 51 touchdowns in 2007 were more than 87 D-1 teams scored all year.

1. Tim Tebow loves you.


  1. I hate Florida and everything to do with Florida except for Ben Zobrist and the Rays.... Tebow can take his missionary image and shove it!

  2. That's fine Josh, Tim Tebow will just keep on loving you.


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