5. Tim Tebow's career record at Florida is 37-6, with 2 National Championships, looking for a third this season. He wins a lot.
4. In high school he played an entire half with a broken leg. In 2007 he played with a broken non-throwing hand and a bruised shoulder. You can't teach toughness, Ron Zook will vouch for that.
3. Tim Tebow receives Heisman awards, while giving ladies the heisman. He is a self-proclaimed virgin saving himself for marriage. What a beast. Anything else I write here will only sound gay.
2. Tebow has set so many touchdown records. He broke Emmitt Smith's Florida record for career rushing touchdowns his junior year. As a quarterback. Tebow's 51 touchdowns in 2007 were more than 87 D-1 teams scored all year.
I hate Florida and everything to do with Florida except for Ben Zobrist and the Rays.... Tebow can take his missionary image and shove it!
ReplyDeleteThat's fine Josh, Tim Tebow will just keep on loving you.
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